Is that seriously the only thing you do for fun?
Nah. But being teenagers, it’s the only thing that actually passes for it.
What does that have to do with fun?
What doesn’t it have to do with fun?
I know how to have fun.
You’ve fucked? You’ve been to a party, you’ve honked some chick’s tits?
Has anyone ever told you you’re irritating?
Several, but paying attention to them isn’t much fun. They’re just jealous; don’t know how to have fun.
So what if I do?
So why’d you have to make a question out of it? Observation, Erik, you know?
My tongue is not distracting. It was involuntary.
Yeah, okay. You stick your tongue out at everybody.
I’d say sorry, but you should know not to distract me with your tongue. What were you really doing with it, by the way?
No, but I like to.
What’d you say, again?